Sunday, August 5, 2012

It's been a loooong time....14 days x 10000 in cancer cell time

It has been a long time but I told you that this was my journey. What have I accomplished, learned or taught in the last year. Wow, just realized I'm a one year and day away from diagnosis. Shit that just hit me like a bag of bricks in the face. Something had me down but I couldn't figure it out. I guess that was it. God no, I have absolutely no reason to ever feel down. Don't get me wrong. I think I just had a body suggestion that this year was something to remember and one with mixed emotions. OMG, I am so sorry. My short term memory is BLEEPING non-existent! Where was I ...

Right. I do not have pubic hair on my head. I think it may be real people hair. Here was my hair growth phase: 1) grow hair...any hair of any kind and display it like you were dressed by Elton John (bit of pride/bit of shame)   2) realize your hair resembles SOS pads (curly wiry soap pads)...cut it short.  3) let it grow a bit and realize you have a lot more pubic-style hair on your head than your body--->shave it...again.  4) Fuck this! I would rather be bald. Shave this shit off my head!  5) by golly... I think my hair is finally straight!

Don't even think of coming on and commenting about how lucky I am to have hair. I know I am lucky. I am also lucky that I am not a troll with short hair.

Book your mammograms. It is almost time to start harassing again....REMEMBER...I would never, and i mean NEVER have had one without a nudge from my doctor...just do it. It earns you a bottle of wine...swear to God!

Cheers
Jeannie